The sacrifice is never knowing..

ORD

2008-06-27T18:42:00.000+08:00

damn ! its 2008! and im posting it right now right here! ORD!

shit!

2007-09-11T22:12:00.000+08:00

5 months now! i totally forgot bout this ! hi!!! and bye.

wow

2007-04-08T15:09:00.000+08:00

fuk this shiet, fuk this blogger shiet. its been long since i update. well not really busy but lazy. hope everyone out there is doing fine, may god be with u guys. i hope i keep updating with the trends of NNA. but im always lazy, and i aint got time. friends been telling me they miss NNA, maybe i shall post something real soon, some funny shiet to made us all laugh. well, stay tuned.

Back to camp..

2007-02-03T20:31:00.000+08:00

Yes! im back to camp.. everything's good.. yesterday was life run day.. just went for my first 119km relay training for the artillery anniversary run.

The training was tough as i havent been jogging for the past 1 month because i was on course. Lay dead when i got back to my bunk hahah CMI .. too tired.

I want to thank all the encouragement u guys gave man.. i learnt alot during the course not just driving but learning to cope with stress and pressure and also learning to tahan all the tekan-ing hahaha :)

and now something dope and funny for guys ..

Low morale

2007-01-14T13:56:00.000+08:00

didnt know taking up the SAF driving course was so stressful.. been through the 2nd test and still failed. time is up soon and i know i need to pass.. instructor has been disappointed times and times again..

man, i've been driving almost like everyday, and each time my instructor always commented on my driving being from bad to worst. Next test is up tomorrow and i hope i pass it and get back to my unit. I miss 24SA.. i honestly do..

Lets hope for the best.. and prayed that i pass.

Wake Up Pranks..

2006-12-16T15:08:00.000+08:00

hahaha...

Mama

2006-12-11T20:12:00.000+08:00

Haha. i love this vid cause it reminds me of myself. :P

New Update

2006-12-08T12:39:00.000+08:00

Time to update a little on myself. i notice i seldom do that in here.. but here's what to expect for the next 1 month or so..

Im actually on leave on 26th 27th 28th 29th of dec... which means that i could have take a short break from 23rd of dec to 2nd of january. But a class 3 driving course spoils my plan :(

I will be going on a driving course next monday for 1 month .. but fortunately its a stay out course. I heard that class 4 is a stay in course.. lucky im not learning class 4.. phew :)

Er... realised that my fitness drops alot after passing out from course. hahaha.. think cannot maintain gold for the 2nd year ippt le .. maybe i could train up a little but i know laziness would own me...

And last but not least, welcome the POP kids.. you guys have officially passed out from tekong.. good job :P

IPPT GOLD

2006-11-18T09:02:00.000+08:00

Hahahaha. i was aiming for gold all along, and now i finally got it! Still remember the days back in bmt, so wasted - only short of 2 chin ups to gold.

IPPT gold was never easy, but as long as there is a will, there is a way. Chiong like hell for the 2.4km run.. and finally it ended. 9.41 .. sibei tyco.. 4 more secs then silver liao. Big up to 2LT Justin, he's not my sir but then he still motivate me and lead me to sprint for the last 100m. If not for him, i wouldnt be able to get gold. Thanks!

To all my friends in da army, train hard and strive for the best! Remember nothing is impossible! :P

A Story From the Mental Hospital

2006-11-12T15:51:00.000+08:00

Nam weng and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Nam weng suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's Heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell her the news, he said, "Mary, I have good news & bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses".

"The bad news is that Nam weng, the patient you saved just hanged himself in the bathroom with the belt of his robe. I am so Sorry, but he's dead".

Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry"

Wang Li Hong

2006-10-29T17:29:00.000+08:00

Nothing much to share this week..
I will just share a nice video clip with you guys ..
To all music lovers out there..
Present to you.. Sorry seems to be the hardest word by Wang Li Hong Ft. Kenny G. :)

QI Tian Da Sheng

2006-10-21T14:44:00.000+08:00

bth.. laugh until i wanna cry..

Tekong over .. whats next?

2006-09-23T15:17:00.000+08:00

okay .. sorry for the lack of updates again cause i really dont have the time haha. well, last monday, 18th sept .. i reported to khatib camp (Artillery Unit).

As i was carrying the big black heavy bag and my field pack, i suddenly started thinking of the 1st day in tekong lol. The night before i went in, i was super duper sian. Cause artillery as you guys know.. need to carry the cannon and its damn heavy, but people has been encouraging me that artillery is not as siong as i thought.

Okay.. after a few days there, i found out that im belong to a unit called Artillery FATA locator, meaning something to do with the radar or deployment of artillery guns. sooo.... they said i dont have to touch cannons at all! Then the plus points are.. i dont have to road march anymore, very few PTs, and after my course.. i basically work office hours but im still staying in camp though :(

ok la.. the life there quite slack, much slacker than my bmt life. but i still miss my bmt life very much .. cause more fun. This week is just lecture and tests basically. I just learned signal sets and G11. Think i will learn more things next week.. oh anyway, im beginning to feel that im part of 24SA and thats actually a good thing.

Smart Ad

2006-09-07T17:22:00.000+08:00

This is a Carls Jr Burger Ad. Hot and sexy paris hilton in it!

Some smart ass company make use of that Ad to make another Ad.
Here i present you an Ad of an Ad. LOL

POP

2006-09-03T18:31:00.000+08:00

Finally.. im gonna POP soon . Come to think of it.. it has been a very memorable experience at BMTC Tekong. Time really flies.

Actually i dun really feel like POP from BMTC, but no choice la.. have to POP and go unit which is like 10 times more siong than BMTC.

And to my friends who are going in soon, pray that u go in my company which is Orion. Cause all the garung sergeants all left le.. so next batch orion recruits sure damn shiok! lol..

Baby Soccer Hero

2006-08-20T11:34:00.000+08:00

Haha! What a way to score a classic goal!

Titanic 2

2006-08-13T08:02:00.000+08:00

i've been really busy lately thus the lack of posts, so please bear with me a little.

Im not sure you guys had seen the trailer of Titanic 2 or heard anything bout it but i think it is an interesting show.

If you think Titanic 2 was gonna be the same like the first sequel then you are pretty wrong cause they aint no gonna bring back 1 ship and sink it down again.

Here's the trailer:

HAHa. How's the trailer? looks almost flawless aint it? but its a fake dude :P
It is made up of alot of scenes from other movies. Great work by the one who made this. It really fooled me at the start.

World Jump Day

2006-07-19T13:09:00.000+08:00

Anyone heard of the latest event recently, Known as WORLD JUMP DAY? The objective and aim of this day is, to get enough people in the world (600 million give or take a few million) to JUMP at a certain time together, so that the Earth's orbit around the sun will be ever so slightly altered and reverse global warming.

This sounds like a joke, or rather ridiculous, but alittle knowledge in Physics will convince you with this.

For a person to jump off the surface of the Earth, Newton's Third Law guarantees that the Earth will feel a reaction force equal and opposite to the force generated by jumping. This then to an excellent approximation cancels the impulse of the force generated on impact. The only effect of 6 billion jumping human beings will be lots of sore kneecaps and a few stress lines in concrete all over the world, and the earth's days changing ever so slightly in duration.

According to research, this changes planetary position and will very likely stop global warming, extend day-time hours and creates a more homogenous climate.

According to Singapore hours, the time where all people will jump will be at 20 July 2006, 1939hrs 13 sec...

Vist: www.worldjumpday.org

MSN emotions

2006-07-12T17:59:00.000+08:00

Real life in Taiwan. Retarded? Idiotic? Stupid? Funny?

And it continues...

PS: Apology for the blurred quality.

Japanese Prank 2

2006-07-09T14:26:00.000+08:00

The japanese are amazing! haha..

Japanese prank!

2006-07-08T10:54:00.000+08:00

They are honestly good. lol.

here i am again!

2006-07-03T13:46:00.000+08:00

haha .. if u are wondering how come im blogging on a monday afternoon at home, then let me tell u that, im the few lucky ones who got to book in later at 8.45pm :P

Actually not lucky also la, cause those came out on friday have to book in yesterday.. so kinda fair also (I came out on sat morning).

Watched superman returns on saturday night.. The movie to me quite boring le.. maybe im tired or something. haha.. then after that went to watch England Vs Portugal match.. disappointing le.. my england lost!! :(

Not much on a day worship for the sun(sunday), went supper with the usual guys and ate some black pepper crabsss hahah .. ok la not very nice.. but long time nv eat.. so quite happy :D

Here is a list of interesting things about the army :
1. We have to shout in whatever we do. (Im sure we dont practise that in war, cause we wont want our enemy to know our whereabouts, so im not sure why they want us to shout all the time).

2. The food is bad but the drinks are relatively nice.

3. Have to sing some songs while marching.

4. Work so hard for 17 hours yet rest less than 7 hours.

5. Almost every wrong things we do is a chargeable offence. (Like not sleeping after 22:30)

6. I cleaned the bunk a hundred times more thoroughly and cleaner than my own room.

7. The most common phase which came out from my sergeants' mouth is "Knock it down".

8. Shower with cold water in the open cubicle(Woo!).

9. The only way to fall out in a parade is to fall flat on the ground.

10.You rush to wait and you wait to rush. (As in, you rush to fall in only to wait for further instructions.. and you wait for commands to rush to accomplish the next set of instructions.)

Commercial 2

2006-06-28T17:06:00.000+08:00

Another funny commercial... Sure makes u roll and the floor and laugh.. Haha... =P

Low-fat tuna commercial.

Commercials

2006-06-28T15:57:00.000+08:00

See it~ worth it man! Pocky Pocky...

Weather Forcast

2006-06-25T11:40:00.000+08:00

You guys have always seen weather forcast after each and every news on tv. But how accurate are them? To me.. most of them are inaccurate. Like they say today will be hot and dry weather, but it rain all day long.

But... I have found a best, highly accurate weather forcast stone that u can ever imagined. It will always give u the right current weather.

Back..

2006-06-23T11:49:00.000+08:00

yes i, the first author is back. At least for now till sunday..
First of all, i would like to say thanks to ede for updating this blog. Although the updates are not in regulary basis, but thumbs up for her posts. They are interesting :D

Army life is tough and tiring. Basically for now, all physical trainings. Our platoon damn power, only 1 pass IPPT(aka NAPFA with higher standards). Sergents also shake head.. lol.

Everyday lights off at 10.30pm, wake up at 5.30am. Sometimes sleep at 11pm+ cause they ask us to do alot of things. For the last 2 days of training, i for once felt like we are a platoon. Everybody is finally cooperating because we faced alot of punishments for not doing so.

Yeah, our Sergent, the most fierce one.. want us to move fast and all. so everytime we run here run there because we not fast enough.

Got one time, we are on the ground floor with our dummy rifles. He ask us to go up to our bunk to lock our rifle and fall in back. btw, my bunk is at the 3rd storey. After we all fall in back, his face jitao changed. Shouted at us said we so slow.. some even walk up the stairs.

So he called us to take the rifle and come back down again. This time he only allow 2 mins. thats 120 secs. to move up 3 storeys unlock our cupboard take the rifle and then come back down 3 storeys and then fall in with a specific formation. My mind suddenly filled with alot of "Cb,knn,nnb" kind of thing. Cause quite impossible mah. But still everybody tried and ran like hell, and then fall in back. He told us the timing we took.

Sergent : "1 min 59 secs"
I smiled. And i know deep down inside my heart, my platoon mates all smiled.
He said 2 mins really aint impossible to beat at all. We have already proved it.

So.. he ordered us again and take up the rifles, lock it and fall in back. Yes, we ran like hell again. When we are down, he said 1 min 46 secs. Even though everybody is sweating like hell, im sure everybody have learnt a valuable lesson.

Teamwork is important. And is a value most respected in Army.

10 facts...

2006-06-17T19:27:00.000+08:00

Below are some facts we might not know...

The only animal (other than human beings) that will get sunburn - Pig
Dreamt is the only English word that ends with the letters "mt"
A cockroach will live for nine days without its head before it starves to death.
Starfish do not have brains.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be typed using jsut one row of letters on the keyboard.
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

2006-06-15T11:41:00.000+08:00

The 2nd author's creativity really cant defeat to Des's commitment to NNA... Im lack of ideas of things to post and update due to the stress from school work. Haiz. But, still, im here to create a new post. Credits to the original author, Des for this...

Its a email i've sent him... Maybe some of you guys had seen this before...

WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THIS PICTURE?

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right?

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.

What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child... now... If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt and you probably need help, you sicko!

Ok, here's the help.... look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder..... see them now?

Last day..

2006-06-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

Des last day, before going to NS...

He seldom blog about his daily life, as he thought it will bored his readers to death. Hahaha, but for his friends who cares... This aint boring at all ya...? So here it comes, but he did in his last day (8-June-2006).

Watched The Omen...

Des is afraid of these horror movies... He rejected Jane and Ede's offer to watch this movie initially... Yup, one scene Des got a great shock and i noticed it cuz im sitting next to him! He was drinking his favourite Coke till the scene makes him stood up from his seat... =X

After movie, we headed to have the dinner with Des... And below are photos taken...

Alamak... Not ready yet la~! Again. . .

Backrow (From left to right): Kel, Louis, Edmund, Wei Kang
Center: Wei Yuan
Front: Des, Seng Ling and Ah Guang...

PS: Wei Yuan, forgive me for posting this picx up... But i feel cute and worth sharing... :)

Jane, Ede and Des

The four of us. Well, we never post for a pic for four before...

Des's last meal... he've to wait 2 more weeks to eat Stingray again. :(

The family shot

Guang, Jane, Ede and Des

Smile~ May the days in NS is well for uu!

We'll miss you :)

Credits to Cathay and Edmund for the picx and names :)

NNA 2nd author

2006-06-10T17:21:00.001+08:00

Everyone is missing NNA? Yea, here comes the 2nd author of this NNA... =) Although I might not be as interesting as the first author... But i'll work hard and put in my commitment so as not to let all NNA fans down =X, so as the original author whom had left us for NS disappointed too... =)

Below are something that i've read and find it funny and worth sharing... for guys who dint read it before...

Western name with chinese meaning:
Paul Chan - Bankrupt
Anne Chang - Dirty
Faye Chen - Dusty
Anne Chin - Keep quiet
Henry Mah - Hate your mum
Jane Tan - Frying eggs
Nelson Tan - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong - Rubbish bin

Hokkien meaning:
Carl Chng - Buttock
Monica Chng - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow - You are dead
Suzie Leow - Lost till death
Lim Yew Lin - Drink urine
Lim Teh Peng - Drink iced tea
Danny See - Squeeze you to death
Corrine Tai - Poor fellow
Rosie Teng - Screws and nails
Carmen Tng - Leg hair long
Pete Tsai - Nose droppings

Cantonese Meaning:
Connie Mah - Talk about your mother
Macy Koh - Never die before

-----------------------------------My 1st post to NNA~~

Last entry..

2006-06-09T01:19:00.000+08:00

Yes, i didnt say anything bout it here before. but im leaving. leaving to serve the nation! How great is that! lol.. anyway, i think there wont be any updates, at least not from me. but maybe from someone else.. And stay tune till im back.. i hope you guys dont miss NNA more than me! see ya!

When a fan boy meets his idol....

2006-06-07T11:46:00.000+08:00

Dakota Fannings is starring in a movie with stars like Tom cruise and some others. While she was in japan, she got interviewed by a fan of hers. This wasnt just like any serious shit kind of interview, its a little funny and cute. Check this out.

Bear!

2006-06-06T00:27:00.000+08:00

This shit as shown in the pic above, is really one bad ass bear. Its nice, no doubt bout it. But the price? Really as nice too :D

And if you are wondering how much is HKD$ 8,500. It isnt like indonesian currency rupiah, where few thousands is worth nothing there.
I tried using a currency converter...

Wa lau! SGD$1,700 For 1 Bear. :(

The good news is.. Its actually CLOT's 2nd Anniversary gift for their customers, so you can get this 1000% limited bear(yes 1000%. thats how they put it) just by spending HKD$ 1,500 at any CLOT's outlet. They really must have earn big bucks.. im so gonna hate them.

and heres the conversion of HKD$ 1,500...

Spend $304 for 1 toy bear.. sounds crazy. but thats really how crazy it is when it comes to very limited edition bearbrick.

fyi.. CLOT is a lifestyle company own by edison chen. It deals with labels and artists from around the world and is based in HK.

Pu Bor...

2006-06-05T02:47:00.000+08:00

I read a blog today. It was a friend's blog. His name is Zhenming. Below is a screenshot that i have taken from his blog.

I laughed really hard when i saw that. HAHA. Somebody actually didnt know whats the meaning of "pu bor". And zhenming, being the typical bad guy ask her to goggle for the answer.

I actually tried the "goggle" way.. but all i found was this..

Okay.. i think what he really meant was "google it" LOL. Goggle cant give joy an answer.

So.. lets try the "google" way!

TADA! Click on the image for the enlarged version.. the answer is right there! pu bor = ??? :D

Toilet papers...

2006-06-03T13:38:00.000+08:00

If you think toilet papers are only used to wipe your dirty arse.. then you are very wrong! Check this other usage of toilet papers out. I think most of you guys didnt know bout it.

Work... Da vinci.. Nike x Apple..

2006-06-01T12:26:00.000+08:00

I officially ended my work yesterday. Felt happy, but sad too. I will miss my colleagues, and the time that i spent there. Had our farewell lunch on tuesday, at bambu restaurant in far east square. Nice food, didnt take any pics though.. awww.. too bad.

Boss came back from shanghai on tuesday and gave out gifts to everyone. Mine's the best gift among them! maybe cause im leaving.. but yeah.. a nike windbreaker w/ pants. its a set. im lovin it :P

Came back from lunch and another 2 of my colleagues gave me 2 polo tees from giordano too.. really sweet of them. i was expecting only a farewell lunch, didnt expect the gifts at all :D

Yeah, all the best to you E&Y staffs, may we have the chance to work again.
And to you guys who thought that im only youtube-ing there, i have lots of work too! Work include killing of cockroaches and ants! For the record, i killed 6 cockroaches and 10+ ants in a day!

DA VINCI
At night went for movie, the da vinci code which i anticipated for a long time. It differs abit from the story in the book. Supposed to be a double cryptex in the book, the movie only shown one. All and all, the movie wasnt that great. Much much lousier than the book. Disappointed haha...

Nike x Apple
Nike and Apple collaborate to form Nike Plus!
Here's the pic:

Yeah, its a shoe. Running shoe to be exact. You must have thought that this shoe has something to do with Ipod, then you are on the right track. Yes, it can connect to your Ipod when you are jogging! Cool isnt it?

Lol! They even give a new menu name for this. Nike+Ipod. How nice.

And the interface...

Can keep track of your distance ran, duration you ran, and your pace -.- And even more exaggerating! it keeps track of your calories burnt! Super cool and nice can. Not to forget that while jogging, supposed you want to give up and take a break. Suddenly, your powerup song played, and the thought of giving up just vanished! Great product i must say! I have got a Ipod nano.. so who's getting me the shoe?

P.S pics abstracted from Cathay and Nike.

4 days without any updates, and....

2006-05-29T15:07:00.000+08:00

Yes, i havent been updating for 4 days now. These 4 days, i was thinking of something to post. But... nothing came inspiring my mind.

I was bored, i had a game of I-snooker just now. I discovered a 4-lines joke and this makes up 1 line for each day of no-updates. :D

FYI.. Guest1455 is me.

Guest1455 : HELLO!
Guest1332 : hi!
Guest1455 : I am retarded!
Guest1322 : I'm freddie.

He actually thought my name was retarded. LOL.

Bubblegum and its uses...

2006-05-25T20:31:00.000+08:00

As you guys know, bubblegum is banned in Singapore. And why did the government ban it, i really dont know. I mean its all about the litter problem blah blah blah... that fellow singaporeans keep complaining. Maybe thats what we do best, but who cares? People here still eat it anyway. In contrast, i think they shouldnt have ban bubblegum at all. Check it out right here at NNA(no-not-again), the fabulous uses of bubblegum!

Firstly, bubblegum help reduce weight!

And.. helps harvest coconut at ease!

And Lastly...

See.. i told you! They shouldnt have ban it at all!

Advice Needed

2006-05-24T14:09:00.000+08:00

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs: Whenever i'm with her and her hp rings, she turns back, answers, whispers something and hangs up. Then i ask what's wrong and she'll always try to divert my attention and change topic. Also, she started going out 'with her friends' a lot recently although when i ask which friends, it is always "Just some friends from work lo, you don't know them one la." I once picked her hp up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that i should never touch her phone again.

Anyway, i have never approached this subject with my gf. I think deep down i just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and i decided to check on her. I decided i was going to hide under her block she's staying and true enough, she came down with a cute guy hand in hand and he drives a Corolla Altis. I was so angry that i wanted to teach this bitch a lesson by blackmailing her. So i took out my Motorola L7 and tried to take pictures of them. It was then that i noticed the camera function wouldn't work.

Should i take my L7 to a Motorola service centre or should i just buy a new phone?

abstracted from weiyuan's abandoned blog

A Secret Mission

2006-05-21T01:52:00.000+08:00

I was browsing through my folder and i stumbled upon a file called "File Name 6653 (Confidential)" I thought for awhile and couldnt tell why is there a confidential file in my computer.

I decided to open it out of curiousity. And on the 1st page, it goes like this..

WARNING!
CONFIDENTIALITY: If this document has been sent to you by mistake, please delete it immediately. As it may contain confidential information, the retention or dissemination of its contents may be an offence under the Official Secrets Act.

Certainly, one of my family members is a current agent of the IMF (impossible mission force), i thought to myself. I continued reading and found out it was all but a joke.

MISSION ID: 6653 (MOLE)
CODE NAME: PROJECT MOLE

Commander: Louis Teo
In Charge: Kelvin Song
Huang Yonglin

VIP: Tommy (Protect the VIP)

INTRODUCTION
WMO is looking for a place to base their HQ and Ubin is being chosen. From Satellite Image, 3 areas of resistance still exist and are located at Quarry Peak, Lion Head and Chek Jawa. A group of WMO personnel are to send there immediately to take them all down.

LOCATION
Around Ubin.

MISSION
Eliminate Resistance and Celebration at Chek Jawa.

And so... a pulau ubin trip became like a mission just because of this document. -.-

Quarry Peak was the highest point in Ubin. It has a significant view and friends told me people dug a hole(which it became a quarry now) to find materials in there. And why is it filled with water now i really dont know. Maybe the rain came down and water couldnt evaporate for some reasons. Illogical but thats the only reason that i can think of.

Oh yeah, resistance that we fought on the quarry peak is................

TA DA! A Blueberry-arse ant! how cute! we smashed him without a gun, but our foot. And that was conquered with ease.

We then proceed to the next destination called "Lion Head"
On our way, i asked some questions like..
Why is that place called "Lion Head"?
What kind of resistance will we face there? A strawberry-arse ant this time round?
Nobody answered me. Maybe they couldnt hear me or something...

After walking miles and miles in the forest, we reached the place. no resistance or whatsoever except for the blood thirsty mosquitoes which i swear i gonna bring a "baygon" the next time if im on another mission of the same genre!

A Fucking lion head on a rock and this place became known as the "Lion Head". How fucking amusing. lol.. Anyway i heard that it was supposed to be a military symbol in the past.

Last destination was Chek Jawa. It is highly dangerous. And why is it so? Because it is an out of bound area in ubin. We waited till evening and when the guards are sleeping, we sneaked in! Oh yeah, police had dogs to help them for investigation. We had a cat...

But it was a darn lazy cat and it couldnt help much as it was sleeping all day long.

We decided to abandon him and left.
Chek jawa was a place that is full of shit(lots of mud on the ground). I swear i not gonna go in again if i ever had another chance. We took some pics when the sun is setting.

Probably the smallest full moon you've ever seen.

And it was later on, that the moon emerged and the sun goes down. lights off and we met resistance!

We assumed it was a wild boar as we couldnt see him at all. Heard of those tales about running zig zag when u saw a wild boar so it couldnt catch up with you because it has no sense of directions? Like i could run zig zag at this point of time! All of us ran in a linear direction off from the boar as though we saw a ghost with a bloody face, eyes coming out from the sockets, nose crooked, and a mouth huge enough to eat up your whole head!

Sad and disappointed(fun nonetheless), we left chek jawa.. and so it was mission failed just because of a boar which we couldnt even see. :(

P.S. You guys better appreciate this shit because it took me a whole hour just to post this shit up. Photobucket was undergoing maintenance when im halfway through this shit. Am very sleepy so if it wasnt that entertaining dont blame me for it :P

English Lessons.

2006-05-18T15:50:00.000+08:00

Lets have some english lessons..

What girls said, and what they really meant.

2006-05-16T18:57:00.000+08:00

In response to ede's latest entry on what boys think, and what they really meant(Click here to see it), i have posted this up for amusement.

Words women used:

"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument. They think they are right and you need to shut up.

"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch a soccer game before helping around the house.

"NOTHING"
This is calmness before a storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end with a "Fine".

"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

and last but not least....

"WHATEVER"
It's a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!

Mother's Day

2006-05-15T15:14:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was mother's day.. and as usual, being the pitiful mother of mine, she gets no grand presents, no big ang baos, no exclusive dinner, no delicious cakes or anything that she has ever expected.

Thats the so called "tradition" in my family. We dont celebrate birthdays, mother's day, father's day or any day that is worth celebrating. However, for the first time in history, I for once, give some tips for a gift that my mother would received..

Mum: Hey u idiot! where's my mother's day present?

Me: Dont have la.. I no money leh..

Mum: ......... Today mother's day leh, give me 4 numbers la. i go buy 4D, maybe got luck.

Me: I playing game la.. dont 'fan' me! go buy "0000" la .. sure open!

Mum: $%^&*()_&^%$ (wtf.. i have such an unfilial son..)

Results out in the evening :

Not my fault anymore. i did give her a gift, but she rejected it. lol..

So true..

2006-05-12T11:35:00.000+08:00

A friend showed me this .. He said so true.. and i definitely agreed.
Its a song lyrics by blink 182 though.

And maybe
I'll see you
at a movie
sneak preview
You'll show up
and walk by
on the arm
of that guy
And I'll smile
and you'll wave
we'll pretend
it's okay
The charade
it won't last
when he's gone
I won't come back

DotaKey & The World's Balance.. (Double Entry)

2006-05-10T09:42:00.000+08:00

i shall make it a double entry this time to make up for the lack of updates.

Firstly, No.1 PS Kid CK is back on my blog! This time round, an entry something to do with dota. He had a friend who created a dota key program. This program will reconfig all the skills of heroes to 'Q','W','E','R' on the keyboard. As most of you guys playing dota know that the item usage keys are on the extreme right of the keyboard, this slows down the way u react and certainly affects your micro skill. However, with this program, the num pad config is now just directly above the "qwerty" keys, yup those number keys.

Ck: yay! easy key.
Me: FUCK U! Thats considered cheating. Cheaters ought to just die!
Ck: Not cheater lo.. is convenience to execute key. lol own u all liao!

Clever as it may seems, but i still feel its cheating. Despise those who cheats in games!

Oh yeah.. for the record, last 2 weeks ago, i had my longest ever dota game. 2hrs 38 mins. fucking long can. feel like quitting but didnt.. basically almost(notice i said almost) everyone had Divine Rapier and Aegies. -.-

Enough of the dota and CK crap..

Yesterday, a friend of mine had a 2nd birthday for this year alone. I havent even had my 1st, she wants a 2nd. How greedy! lol.. She had a wish.. An impossible wish as it may seems, "World Peace" - wish that no country, religion, people will have conflicts against each other.

"Its impossible. Even if im god, i cant help you. I cant distort the balance of this world. " - my reply to her.

In my opinion, this world has a balance. There is always good and evil people around.. therefore, there will be conflict. Even in a particular entity, i always believe no matter how good a person is, there will always be an evil side of him.. and vice versa. Think about it, ever wonder why are there opposites? rich vs poor, love vs hate, good-looking vs ugly, healthy vs ill, good vs evil? Balance, exactly. As cruel as the world may seems, This is the world's balance. Imagine a world with only the positive side, where everybody is rich, love each other, good-looking, healthy, and good .. no conflict of ideas? no discussions? no challenge? no standard? whats the purpose? whats so interesting? There's only 1 way to get rid of this balance.. that is when the world falls apart meaning "End Of the World" ....

Chou Nan Ren

2006-05-06T14:27:00.000+08:00

Technology is scary..

2006-05-03T21:39:00.000+08:00

Nowdays, technology is advancing in such a scary speed. Remember when i was young, everybody was still using handphone as big as a small pillow. Look at handphones now - compared to last time, its so OMG in so many ways! Not only does the size changes drastically, there is also camera cum hp now.. mp3 cum hp.. and latest i heard is tv cum hp. its advancing so so fast...........

Today, i have received an even shockingly email sent by a friend regarding some special pens. Below are some of the pics, so check it. I dont know whether its true anot though, so dont ask me :P

Looks normal ? lol.. read on.

Oh! Pen cum cam! Omg! ridiculous right?! thats what i thought too.... knn, camera in a pen. How ridiculous can it be?!

When i fucking saw this shit, i shouted "WTF!" out loud. wahahah.

I think these could be fake pictures.. technology fakes it. But, these pens could really be a possibility of laptops in the future. Who knows? Just like last time, people thought there aint anything that can fly across the skies... look what we got now? Aeroplanes, even rockets and spaceships..

Nothing is impossible as even impossible says i-m-possible.

My bro is a genius!

2006-05-01T15:05:00.000+08:00

If you are wondering whats the best way to deal with spywares and popups, the most common way most people will think of is installing adware and remove those spywares.

However, my bro is a genius. He has a better and different way. Since popups are launched by IE - Internet Explorer, so the best way to stop popups is to stop the launcher. Therefore, he deleted my Internet Explorer.

Bro: "Kor! your computer no more popups liao.. i delete the internet explorer so they cant pop anymore." (Laughing hysterically)

ME : @#$%Y&^&*)%@#$% &@&*&%@&(*^@ @)^*(@*^() )^@*@()^)^

Dinner at Surf N Turf on 26/4

2006-04-29T12:20:00.000+08:00

First of all, happy birhtday to Lilia Lean Jiayi, one of my best friend in poly.
The restaurant was chosen by her after we walk rounds and rounds at the fountain terrace over at suntec pondering over which restaurant to dine in. Oh yeah, she chose this place because its quite cute. Thats how she state it. lol..

We have salmon, crayfish, steak combination of food.. Also had soup, some ordered mushroom soup, some clam chowder. Overall, the food is relatively good. Below are some of the pics, so check it.

This is emily on the left and lilia on the right. Emily is her best buddy in the poly. Cheeers~

The biggest knife i ever got for my steak. It is much much bigger than the normal knife for our cutlet, chop and etc.. It looks like a dagger in my opinion, all of us feel that the knife is too big. It looks dangerous too!

Another classic pic. LOL... arrangement by kelvin, picture taken by me. Cool and artistic stuff eh? :P

Of course, lastly - the whole group of us. From left - me, kel , justin, emily and lilia. Looks pretty dark so bear with it.. After dinner, justin, emily and lilia went for shopping..

I was with them and kel wandered around. Suddenly he came and look for me and tell me, he found something really nice. Then i follow him to go see it... Upon walking towards a bra shop, i thought he wanted to show me that.. hahahaha... my bad. It was a XBOX 360 in an addidas shop. Me and kel tried it, playing some soccer game. It was fun and nice... We play till the shop close, un-notified. Crap lol. They too paiseh to tell us to stop. wahaha.... After that, lilia, emily and justin went home. kel and me and some other friends proceed to geylang for tim sum and then home..
Cheers~

A very sad chick story..

2006-04-27T09:46:00.000+08:00

In the land of chickyland, there lived a hen called Mary.
Hen Mary, being one of the hens in the farm, has a objective in her life - to lay as many eggs as possible to benefit the farmers. However, Farmers in the country very much wanted to kill her as this hen couldnt lay eggs. Until one very fine day, when her day was up.. farmers proceed to her enclosure, to carry out the execution....

*POP* .. Mary finally lay an egg!! The farmers were very happy about it and decided not to execute her! Mary couldnt be less happy bout it too!Mary then named her son Tom.. Soon Tom was 3 months old .. he's very lonely and he told his mum to bring him some brothers or sisters..

Tom: "Mum, i want a brother.. could u bring him to our world?"
Mum: "I will try my son.. but im not very good at this.. "

Days passed, Mary tried as hard as she could...

Tom: "Its coming out mum! Push PUSH PUSH harder! goGOgo~ "

Jimmy, his brother, still an egg has been brought to this world! However, because of the difficulty in labour, mary bleed profusely and died.... and tom was very sad bout it :(

Tom: "I'll be waiting for u to hatch, jimmy bro! Come out soon so i wont be lonely again! Mum has gone.. and im very depressed :( Please hurry jimmy, please...... "

Farmers saw what had happened, they saw the egg.. and took jimmy for investigation..

Its been long and jimmy wasnt back. Tom was worried, so he escaped from his enclosure and came out looking for his brother. He finally found his brother.... nowhere but in the cafe.....

And so, he was a loner again...... :(

News of CK aka Chuen Kiat..

2006-04-25T12:04:00.000+08:00

Apparently, friends playing dota have been asking me where the hell is CK? what happen to him? and etc etc....

I talked to him today on msn. I started asking him whether he's going for a friend's birthday dinner tml... his reply was, "No money, broke now..........". I heard rumors that he's got a gf, so he has no time for dota, no time to meet friends anymore...

Below is a conversation which consists his theory, excuses or whatever u call it....

Alright... he has got stuff to do at night, so he stopped playing dota.. What stuff you think he's doing at night? Read on and find out...

Wow! i didnt know.. talking to gf on phone could be that complicated.. so much till it can "Lian Lei"(being a burden towards) friends.. then we go on.. and he made a self proclaimed sucidal statement...

Alright, He said he loves his friends! Lets applause! You should prove it with actions not with words.. So, with a gf now.. friends arent as important now?

P.S. i might sound serious, but its actually a joke. :P

Art of Seduction..

2006-04-22T00:18:00.000+08:00

went to watch this movie on thursday with ong, peter, yonglin, grace and jasmine. Pretty funny movie .. i only managed to catch it on thurs because my very good friend, Ah Guang, pang seh me to watch with his gf and company!!!!!!!!! He got gf.. dont want friend liao wahahaha jk...

ok about the story.. its pretty much a dating game in the movie. The male and female lead are professionals in the world of dating. Once targetted, they have a 100% sucess rate. cool huh? lol.. but with lots of lies and scheme.. thats why its funny..

It happens that they both target each other at 1 point of the movie, and then started dating each other. But only to realised that both of their tricks, lies and schemes were to expose by the opposition.

Catch it to find out who will win the battle in the art of seduction... the Seducer / Seductress? :P

Credits : Picture taken from www.cathay.com.sg

Size does matters..

2006-04-18T22:16:00.000+08:00

Singapore is a relatively small country.. In contrast, CHINA is way huge! like 19029769176091 times bigger than Singapore. Now.. Think about the whole earth... And compared to the other planets in the picture.. Dont you think earth is really BIG?! i think it takes a freaking huge amount of time to travel the whole earth.

lol.. when Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune comes into the picture, look at earth. How Pathetic is that. Imagine there's life in Jupiter, and you need to travel from 1 corner to another... how long u think it gonna take by plane? I bet aliens in the outer space or other planets will complain like hell about how far the distance is because the planets are so big! 103976916910609160916 times bigger than Earth! And if you think Jupiter is the biggest of all.. now read on...
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YES! We forgot about the SUN! total ownage of size. Look at Earth now. Small like hell... Now you know why we must avoid meteors in the outer space to fall on us.. cause when it hit us.. we really gonna be GONE. YES! Gone is the word. And Pluto is like the "Singapore of solar system". 1 tiny dot.. now.. size really does matters..

How do pig die?

2006-04-15T12:43:00.000+08:00

Dumb.

Outing On Kel's Bday

2006-04-11T18:35:00.000+08:00

Man.. he's one big shot. President of WMO.. we call him the boss. Look.. this is the outing.. We've got 3 cars, 14 people on that day.. reached marche(Pardon me if i spelt wrongly lol) at around 8.30pm and have dinner there. There's some photos.. so check it.

Over at Marche, boss and his "wife". Well, boss is one handsome man, so his wife have to be of standard too.. So there you see, his cute pretty wife. They are understandbly compatible.

Alright.. next up, Vice President of WMO, also bestie of kel, louis is on the left of this pic. He complained terribly bout the fact that he got cheated because he ordered a chicken breast which couldnt fill his stomach. lol..

Here we have the whole family photo! Looks kinda small but thats the biggest, so sorry, cant seem to do anything better bout it. Everybody looks great. And after dinner, we proceed to E2Max in cineleisure. Had a chat over there and slack around. While waiting for the decision whether to go for movie anot, the guys decided to play LAN. Had an hour to play, so first off.. started with hero siege which we got owned pretty badly. Then we proceed to Counterstrike.. mannn .. when we are about to go... i realised i got frag by JOANNE. DAMN, what a disgrace man.

After that, decision was made. INSIGHT MAN at 12.20am. Ok movie, great. After 10 mins of the show, i fell asleep as i was super shag(Slept for only 3 hours for the previous day). Then suddenly i heard gun shots sounds, thats when i woke up and continue to follow the show. The show was ok only.. but it was a profound show. At the end of the day, kel was the happiest.. they fetch us home and yes.. finally sleep but only for 3 hours then got up for work again.......

Imagine having 6 hours of sleep for 2 days, I KO-ed on the next day of his birthday once i reached home from work. 7pm till 10am the next morning.. muahaha...

Advance WC3

2006-04-10T10:30:00.000+08:00

I decided to embed this to my blog since i have got nothing interesting to post..
Well here it is.. Advance WC3 panel!
With this, you can play WC3 without any mouse nor keyboard.
Basically what it do is, allow you to touch-screen on the panel and recognise voice for instructions, then customise to the gameplay. Simply ownage.
However, I dont think its allow in the competition though.. Playing this is all about micro-ing skill. With this, it defeats the purpose of the game.

Happy Birthday

2006-04-06T13:06:00.000+08:00

Yes, today is the day. 6th April.
Happy Birthday to you bro.
Kelvin Song has been a buddy of mine since secondary school sec 1 till now..
He's has always been humourous, cheerful and helpful and etc etc(too many to list em all down).
Though there's laughter with combination of sorrow,sourness.. you my friend forever.

Here's the song:
Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to you..
Happy Birthday to Kelvin
Happy Birthday to you!

Wish you all the best in whatever you do!
"You ready liao mah?"

Too much of a coincidence

2006-04-05T11:44:00.000+08:00

Have a history teacher explain this if possible(lol):

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

GG. rofl.

Anime Review: Shakugan No Shana

2006-04-04T10:12:00.000+08:00

The story starts by introducing Sakai Yuji as a normal boy who thought that the world he lives in is so beautiful. One day while he is on his way back from school, he suddenly encounter a Fuzetsu(A barrier which timestop everybody and everything). The next scene he saw was monsters coming out from no where killing and sucking out humans' "existence"(You may sub this with spirit). Those monsters which they called them Kuze no Togara, found out that Sakai was an exception as he could move within the barrier. The reason being is that Sakai is a "mistes", someone who has a treasure inside him.

As the monsters proceed to him for the treasure... suddenly a girl with red flame eyes and hair appeared to help Sakai! The girl whom Sakai named her Shana explained everything to him.. including her being a flame haze(someone who is assigned for eternity to kill those monsters), and also told him that after someone existence has been eaten, that person no longer holds any memories. She refers them to as "Torches". These "torches" have this blue flame within their body and will slowly disappear.

To Sakai who also holds a blue flame within his body, it was a terrible shock so much so that he didnt believe it at the beginning. Who wouldnt feel real shock after discovering himself/herself dead? Since Sakai was a mistes, the treasure inside him which was known as Reigo Magi(with capability of replenishing his power of existence at the stroke of midnight everyday), prevented him from disappearing. The story unfolds from there when Sakai managed to accept the truth about their world and started training so he can helped Shana. They both slowly fell in love with each other as they encounter alot of obstacles together.

I would say that the most interesting part about the anime is Shana. She is trained from young to fight and to accomplish tasks as a Flame Haze only. Therefore, Shana as a young girl does not know much about love, feelings and such. There is a particular scene where she went researching in the library and newspaper on what a kiss means. However, we do know books and newspaper of such genre would only give her facts instead of opinions. She got really confuse and went to consult Sakai's mum instead. After the explaination, she was still like so confuse. She's real cute. :P

Personal Rating: 8.5/10.

For those who wants the anime(Just 24 Episodes), simply just..
1. Go to www.baka-updates.com
2. Click on Releases.
3. Type in Shakugan No Shana on the right hand side
4. Click Search.
5. Proceed to downloading using a torrent.

Crazy Brain

2006-04-01T18:40:00.000+08:00

Please read the sentence below and count the number of F's in that sentence.

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Click here after you finished counting.

Cheated

2006-03-31T13:50:00.000+08:00

Im very very sad....... I just got cheated by a girl. She cheated off my feelings and money. :(

Apparently this is what happen :
I was on my way back to my office when this girl approached me. She showed me a piece of paper that is printed in colours. And the content? "Fund Raising For Children's Leukaemia Foundation ..... $10", I knew it. Donations..

She asked me whether i could support this by making a donation.. Well, i couldnt find any excuse and its bad to reject people when it comes to donation, therefore i took out a $10 note from my wallet.

Here's the very interesting part. She then popped out another question, "Could i give u 5 $2 receipts for this $10 donation?" DAMN.. i didnt know there's $2 receipt, what i saw was a $10 one so i didnt ask whats the minimum amount to donate. Bei Pian!! wahaha.. screwed. Anyway, luckily its for donation and not sales or something.. so the motive is still good.

Conclusion : Remember to ask whats the minimum amount to donate before donating. :P

New Skin

2006-03-29T19:53:00.000+08:00

Yes, here it is finally. This time i did it all by myself. I figured it is much better doing it myself than to ask my bro. Actually the tagboard was not too bad, just that previously the format isnt right. Now the tagboard is like so cooL? wahahaha. im lovin it :P

Who is that?

2006-03-28T09:36:00.000+08:00

hmm.. this advertisement is very popular in HK cos most of the people has seen something extra in this advertisement. When the director of the ad review the ad, he discovered that there's supposedly 6 of the children playing game but there is an extra 1 person at the back. Soon, the kid who been tapped on the shoulder was dead.

Check it out on the 25 - 27 secs on the ad - when everybody is facing the front. Note the last fat boy.. u will see another girl behind the fat boy if u look carefully. What i did was.. Pause when i see the girl behind that fat boy and the sight was magnificient. It was damn clear......

Destructive.

2006-03-27T00:16:00.000+08:00

my bro is. lol. I have some problems viewing my own tag board, thats why i ask him to change it. BUT..... he destroyed the whole blog! LOL.. then add a super duper lousy tagboard to it.

Oh ya.. till now i still cant view my tagboard when im at home. I think it works fine at the office. Im also getting responses from firefox/opera users that they cant click any links - Please try using a different browser. Im very sorry for all these, i think this skin or the javascript in it is giving me all sorts of problems. Im gonna change it soon. stay tuned. :P

Mild Error

2006-03-24T10:26:00.000+08:00

1) Visit www.google.com

2) Click on "Language Tools"

3) Type "Britney's mom is very nice" in the Translate Text box.

4) Select "English to Spanish" in the combo below.

5) Press Translate and wait for the translation.

6) Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the Translate text box below.

7) Select "Spanish to English" in the combo below and press Translate.

Thanks Bear

2006-03-19T13:05:00.000+08:00

Guess what? Im an IT-student.. but i requested
bear to help me do up the tag board and archives
lol. Sort of a disgrace for an IT-student but im
just plain lazy and i just wanna saves time.
BEAR is the man! Thanks again dude :P