Wednesday, July 19, 2006

World Jump Day

Anyone heard of the latest event recently, Known as WORLD JUMP DAY? The objective and aim of this day is, to get enough people in the world (600 million give or take a few million) to JUMP at a certain time together, so that the Earth's orbit around the sun will be ever so slightly altered and reverse global warming.

This sounds like a joke, or rather ridiculous, but alittle knowledge in Physics will convince you with this.

For a person to jump off the surface of the Earth, Newton's Third Law guarantees that the Earth will feel a reaction force equal and opposite to the force generated by jumping. This then to an excellent approximation cancels the impulse of the force generated on impact. The only effect of 6 billion jumping human beings will be lots of sore kneecaps and a few stress lines in concrete all over the world, and the earth's days changing ever so slightly in duration.

According to research, this changes planetary position and will very likely stop global warming, extend day-time hours and creates a more homogenous climate.

According to Singapore hours, the time where all people will jump will be at 20 July 2006, 1939hrs 13 sec...

Vist: www.worldjumpday.org

posted by Edelynn Lim @ 1:09 PM

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

MSN emotions

Real life in Taiwan. Retarded? Idiotic? Stupid? Funny?



And it continues...



PS: Apology for the blurred quality.

posted by Edelynn Lim @ 5:59 PM

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Japanese Prank 2

The japanese are amazing! haha..

posted by des @ 2:26 PM

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Japanese prank!

They are honestly good. lol.

posted by des @ 10:54 AM

Monday, July 03, 2006

here i am again!

haha .. if u are wondering how come im blogging on a monday afternoon at home, then let me tell u that, im the few lucky ones who got to book in later at 8.45pm :P

Actually not lucky also la, cause those came out on friday have to book in yesterday.. so kinda fair also (I came out on sat morning).

Watched superman returns on saturday night.. The movie to me quite boring le.. maybe im tired or something. haha.. then after that went to watch England Vs Portugal match.. disappointing le.. my england lost!! :(

Not much on a day worship for the sun(sunday), went supper with the usual guys and ate some black pepper crabsss hahah .. ok la not very nice.. but long time nv eat.. so quite happy :D

Here is a list of interesting things about the army :
1. We have to shout in whatever we do. (Im sure we dont practise that in war, cause we wont want our enemy to know our whereabouts, so im not sure why they want us to shout all the time).

2. The food is bad but the drinks are relatively nice.

3. Have to sing some songs while marching.

4. Work so hard for 17 hours yet rest less than 7 hours.

5. Almost every wrong things we do is a chargeable offence. (Like not sleeping after 22:30)

6. I cleaned the bunk a hundred times more thoroughly and cleaner than my own room.

7. The most common phase which came out from my sergeants' mouth is "Knock it down".

8. Shower with cold water in the open cubicle(Woo!).

9. The only way to fall out in a parade is to fall flat on the ground.

10.You rush to wait and you wait to rush. (As in, you rush to fall in only to wait for further instructions.. and you wait for commands to rush to accomplish the next set of instructions.)

posted by des @ 1:46 PM