Tuesday, May 16, 2006

What girls said, and what they really meant.

In response to ede's latest entry on what boys think, and what they really meant(Click here to see it), i have posted this up for amusement.

Words women used:

"FINE"
This is the word women use to end an argument. They think they are right and you need to shut up.


"FIVE MINUTES"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch a soccer game before helping around the house.


"NOTHING"
This is calmness before a storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end with a "Fine".


"GO AHEAD"
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


"LOUD SIGH"
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


"THAT'S OKAY"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

and last but not least....

"WHATEVER"
It's a woman's way of saying FUCK YOU!

posted by des @ 6:57 PM