Sunday, May 21, 2006
A Secret Mission
I was browsing through my folder and i stumbled upon a file called "File Name 6653 (Confidential)" I thought for awhile and couldnt tell why is there a confidential file in my computer.
I decided to open it out of curiousity. And on the 1st page, it goes like this..
CONFIDENTIALITY: If this document has been sent to you by mistake, please delete it immediately. As it may contain confidential information, the retention or dissemination of its contents may be an offence under the Official Secrets Act.
Certainly, one of my family members is a current agent of the IMF (impossible mission force), i thought to myself. I continued reading and found out it was all but a joke.
CODE NAME: PROJECT MOLE
Commander: Louis Teo
In Charge: Kelvin Song
Huang Yonglin
VIP: Tommy (Protect the VIP)
INTRODUCTION
WMO is looking for a place to base their HQ and Ubin is being chosen. From Satellite Image, 3 areas of resistance still exist and are located at Quarry Peak, Lion Head and Chek Jawa. A group of WMO personnel are to send there immediately to take them all down.
LOCATION
Around Ubin.
MISSION
Eliminate Resistance and Celebration at Chek Jawa.
And so... a pulau ubin trip became like a mission just because of this document. -.-
Quarry Peak was the highest point in Ubin. It has a significant view and friends told me people dug a hole(which it became a quarry now) to find materials in there. And why is it filled with water now i really dont know. Maybe the rain came down and water couldnt evaporate for some reasons. Illogical but thats the only reason that i can think of.
Oh yeah, resistance that we fought on the quarry peak is................
TA DA! A Blueberry-arse ant! how cute! we smashed him without a gun, but our foot. And that was conquered with ease.
We then proceed to the next destination called "Lion Head"
On our way, i asked some questions like..
Why is that place called "Lion Head"?
What kind of resistance will we face there? A strawberry-arse ant this time round?
Nobody answered me. Maybe they couldnt hear me or something...
After walking miles and miles in the forest, we reached the place. no resistance or whatsoever except for the blood thirsty mosquitoes which i swear i gonna bring a "baygon" the next time if im on another mission of the same genre!
A Fucking lion head on a rock and this place became known as the "Lion Head". How fucking amusing. lol.. Anyway i heard that it was supposed to be a military symbol in the past.
Last destination was Chek Jawa. It is highly dangerous. And why is it so? Because it is an out of bound area in ubin. We waited till evening and when the guards are sleeping, we sneaked in! Oh yeah, police had dogs to help them for investigation. We had a cat...
But it was a darn lazy cat and it couldnt help much as it was sleeping all day long.
We decided to abandon him and left.
Chek jawa was a place that is full of shit(lots of mud on the ground). I swear i not gonna go in again if i ever had another chance. We took some pics when the sun is setting.
Probably the smallest full moon you've ever seen.
And it was later on, that the moon emerged and the sun goes down. lights off and we met resistance!
We assumed it was a wild boar as we couldnt see him at all. Heard of those tales about running zig zag when u saw a wild boar so it couldnt catch up with you because it has no sense of directions? Like i could run zig zag at this point of time! All of us ran in a linear direction off from the boar as though we saw a ghost with a bloody face, eyes coming out from the sockets, nose crooked, and a mouth huge enough to eat up your whole head!
Sad and disappointed(fun nonetheless), we left chek jawa.. and so it was mission failed just because of a boar which we couldnt even see. :(
P.S. You guys better appreciate this shit because it took me a whole hour just to post this shit up. Photobucket was undergoing maintenance when im halfway through this shit. Am very sleepy so if it wasnt that entertaining dont blame me for it :P
posted by des @ 1:52 AM