Monday, May 15, 2006

Mother's Day

Yesterday was mother's day.. and as usual, being the pitiful mother of mine, she gets no grand presents, no big ang baos, no exclusive dinner, no delicious cakes or anything that she has ever expected.

Thats the so called "tradition" in my family. We dont celebrate birthdays, mother's day, father's day or any day that is worth celebrating. However, for the first time in history, I for once, give some tips for a gift that my mother would received..

Mum: Hey u idiot! where's my mother's day present?

Me: Dont have la.. I no money leh..

Mum: ......... Today mother's day leh, give me 4 numbers la. i go buy 4D, maybe got luck.

Me: I playing game la.. dont 'fan' me! go buy "0000" la .. sure open!

Mum: $%^&*()_&^%$ (wtf.. i have such an unfilial son..)


Results out in the evening :


Not my fault anymore. i did give her a gift, but she rejected it. lol..

posted by des @ 3:14 PM